Action Flick Chick | September 23, 2009

I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.
Category: 4 kabooms, R-rated, action, movie, science fiction |
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Action Flick Chick | September 22, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger has had a great career and has received several awards for his awesome performances and has been nominated for many more.
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Action Flick Chick | September 18, 2009

Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Category: * all movie reviews *, action |
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Tags: Animal, Arnold Fest, Arnold Fest 09, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Conan, Conan the Conqueror, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kull the Conqueror, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comics, Red Sonja, Stanley Kubrick, Terminator, The Running Man
Action Flick Chick | September 13, 2009

Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.
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Action Flick Chick | September 9, 2009

Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films?
Category: * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, action, comedy, movie |
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Action Flick Chick | September 7, 2009

Hercules in New York was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s debut in film.
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Action Flick Chick | September 5, 2009

Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.
Category: * all movie reviews *, action |
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Tags: Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Full Metal Jacket, Incredible Hulk, John McClane, Kyle Reese, Lou Ferrigno, Terminator, Terminator 3, The Running Man
Action Flick Chick | September 4, 2009

Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, R-rated, action, movie |
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Tags: 20th Century Fox, action, Alien, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, explosion, gore, Jesse Ventura, Jim Thomas, John McTiernan, John Thomas, Kevin Peter Hall, language, Predator, R-rated, R.G. Armstrong, Richard Chaves, science fiction, Sonny Landham, vagina, violence