Total Recall (1990)

Action Flick Chick | September 23, 2009

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I just witnessed possibly the greatest tragedy I have seen in any motion picture: The woman with the three boobs was shot…and killed. Noooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe it. Ohh, the humanity! Let’s all just take a moment of silence to remember our great friend… Triple Nipple Girl.

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Arnold Fest 2009! Award Worthy Performances!

Action Flick Chick | September 22, 2009

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has had a great career and has received several awards for his awesome performances and has been nominated for many more.

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Arnold Fest 2009! What Could Have Been

Action Flick Chick | September 18, 2009

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Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Action Flick Chick | September 13, 2009

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Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.

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Hercules in New York (1970)

Action Flick Chick | September 9, 2009

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Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films?

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Arnold Fest 2009! Facts About Hercules in New York!

Action Flick Chick | September 7, 2009

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Hercules in New York was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s debut in film.

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Arnold Fest 2009! Facts About Arnold part 2!

Action Flick Chick | September 5, 2009

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Arnold has not accepted all the roles offered to him. Let’s take a look at some of the roles we could have seen Arnold in.

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Arnold Fest 2009! Predator (1987)

Action Flick Chick | September 4, 2009

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Man! I love Predator. I love everything about it. It has a lot of action and it’s well paced, brutal and pulse poundingly suspenseful! You just know at the very beginning that everyone is going to get their balls chopped off, metaphorically speaking.

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