Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | April 6, 2012

Get your ass to Mars? Not in the new Total Recall, starring Kate Beckinsale, Colin Farrell, and Colin Farrell’s eyebrows. This new Total Recall is apparently Ahnold free and Mars free, choosing instead to take a more cerebral reinterpretation of the 1990 movie of the same name. Will there still be a three-breasted hooker? If [...]

Category: Coming Attractions | 1 Comment »
Tags: Ahnold, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell's eyebrows, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Total Recall, Total recall 2012

Action Flick Chick | May 25, 2011

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(Comic updated with larger text)

Category: The Action Chick comic | 1 Comment »
Tags: Action Chick Comic, Ahnold, Arnold, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Inappropriate, One-liners, Predator, Skeet ahround, Stick around

Action Flick Chick | December 24, 2009

My artist, Alex of www.rocketllama.com, has drawn a special holiday desktop background for everyone to enjoy! Follow the link below to unwrap this gift and enjoy it for years to come! From everyone at www.actionflickchick.com and www.rocketllama.com, happy holidays!

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Category: Christmas, announcement, holiday | 8 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | October 7, 2009

You know True Lies is going to be awesome when the start of the film is Arnold in a tuxedo being asked to see his invitation, to which Arnold responds “Sure, here’s my invitation,” and blows something up. Take note movie makers, that is how you start a flick!

Category: * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, R-rated, action, comedy, movie | 3 Comments »
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Action Flick Chick | September 1, 2009

Get ready folks, cause it’s

Let’s face it- Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a hugely influential person in the world of action movies. He’s known for being in movies with over the top action, delivering priceless one liners, and having quite the chiseled hard rock body making him look sexy/threatening.

He could be holding 12 puppies and they [...]

Category: announcement | 7 Comments »
Tags: Ahnold, Arnold Fest, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bodybuilding, Commando, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, The Expendables