-
Recent Posts
-
- Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
- Road House (1989): Skinny Dipping and Throat Ripping
- Summer Movies 2024: What Are We Looking Forward To (and NOT Looking Forward To)? You Weigh In!
- Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness
- Freelance (2023): This Film Shouldn’t Quit Its Day Job
Categories
Tag Archives: adventure
Commando (1985) Review: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Top Form for this Action Classic
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) single handedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people. How much is a metric butt-ton you ask? Oh, you’ll know when you see it. There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, is a metric butt-ton moment. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 4.5 kabooms, action, movie, R-rated
Tagged action, adventure, Alyssa Milano, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boobs, breasts, Commando, Dan Hedaya, David Patrick Kelly, Demolition Man, Die Hard, explosion, gore, Jeph Loeb, John Connor, John Matrix, John McClane, John Rambo, John Spartan, Kindergarten Cop, language, Mark L. Lester, Matthew Weisman, R-rated, Rae Dawn Chong, Rambo, SLM Production Group, violence
12 Comments
Haywire Starring Gina Carano (Guest Chick Review)
She’s been pushed too far! Things are gonna get all Haywire in here! Revenge is a bitch and so is Gina Carano! Haywire tells the story of Mallory Kane (Gina Carano), a freelancing operative who works on contract when the … Continue reading
Who’s the #1 Ass-Kicking Movie Heroine? With Haywire Giveaway!
HAYWIRE opens nationwide January 20. SYNOPSIS: This dynamic action-thriller directed by Oscar® winner Steven Soderbergh (Contagion) boasts a talented cast that includes Channing Tatum (GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra), Ewan McGregor (The Ghost Writer), Michael Fassbender (X-Men: First Class), … Continue reading
Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!
Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, 3-D, action, horror, movie, PG-13, science fiction
Tagged 3-D, action, adventure, Cam Gigandet, cost extra, cross shurikens, explosion, horror, Karl Urban, kill, Lily Collins, Maggie Q, Paul Bettany, PG-13, Priest, Priest 3D, shurikens, Vampires
3 Comments
The Action Chick Comic – Resident Evil: Afterlife’s Zombzilla Alternate Ending
Click to see full-sized image. It’s worth it! So did he get the T-Rex virus?
Posted in The Action Chick comic
Tagged 3-D, action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, adventure, Ali Larter, Alice, Apocalypse, Axe Man, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, clones, comic, Executioner, Hobgoblins, horror, Japan, Jill Valentine, Matrix, Milla Jovovich, mind control, Nemesis, Norman Yeung, Paul W.S. Anderson, post-apocalyptic, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Shawn Roberts, shower scene, Snorlax, spoiler, Spoilers, T-Rex, T-Rex virus, T-virus, The Action Chick, tokyo, Umbrella Corporation, video game, webcomic, Wesker, zombie
Leave a comment
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 4 kabooms, action, fantasy, horror, movie, R-rated
Tagged 3-D, action, Action Flick Chick, adventure, Ali Larter, Alice, Apocalypse, Axe Man, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, clones, Executioner, Hobgoblins, horror, Japan, Jill Valentine, Matrix, Milla Jovovich, mind control, Nemesis, Norman Yeung, Paul W.S. Anderson, post-apocalyptic, Resident Evil: Afterlife, Shawn Roberts, shower scene, Snorlax, spoiler, Spoilers, T-Rex, T-virus, tokyo, Umbrella Corporation, video game, Wesker, zombie
8 Comments
Action Chick TV: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables – Cera, Sly, Guns, Knives, Video Games, One-Ups, Hefty Smurf, & Mr. T
It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. The Expendables! Sylvester Stallone’s action masterpiece won at the box office, but does Scott Pilgrim vs. the World hold its own when compared for sheer cinematic joy? Joining Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill are The Action Chick webcomic … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 5 kabooms, action, comedy, fantasy, PG-13, R-rated, superhero, YouTube
Tagged 7 evil exes, Aaron Aguilera, Abominable Snowman, action, action flick, action movie, adventure, Amanda Bynes, Andre Meadows, Arnold Schwarzenegger, assault rifle, Black Dynamite, Black Nerd, Brandon Lee, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Bruce Willis, Bryan Lee O'Malley, Carl Weathers, Carter Friend, Chris Evans, comedy, comic books, Dirty Dozen, Dolph Lundgren, Donkey Kong, Double Rainbow, Dwayne Johnson, Edgar Wright, Envy Adams, Expendables 2, explosions, fantasy, Fast and Furious, Fat Albert, fight, Ford Taurus, futbol, graphic novel, Grindhouse, Guns, Henry Rollins, Hollywood Walk of Fame, hot lesbian, How I Met Your Mother, Hulk, Ingrid Haas, Jaleel White, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Jeff Speakman, Jet Li, Joe Piscopo, Kieran Culkin, knife throwing, knives, Knives Chau, lesbian, Levi Johnston, Looney Tunes, Louis Gossett Jr., Lucas Lee, make love, Marko’s Corner, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mega buster, Mega Man, Megabuster, mercenaries, Michael Cera, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Jai White, Mickey Rourke, Mike Tyson, military, MMA, Moose, Movie Mob, Mr. T., neck break, Nerf, Nerf gun, not a tumor, Oni Press, Perfect Weapon, PG-13, pirates, Planet Hollywood, poster, R-rated, Rambo, Ramona Flowers, Randy Couture, Robert Rodriguez, Rocket Llama, romance, Roxy Richter, Russell Pinkston, scone, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness, Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, Scott Pilgrim versus the Universe, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life, Selena Gomez, seven evil exes, sex, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Sly Stallone, Somewherein Vegas, Stephen Stills, Steve Buscemi, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Street Knight, Sylvester Stallone, tag team, Terry Crew, Terry Crews, The Crow, The Dirty Dozen, The Expendables, The Expendables 2, The Rock, Tiny Lister, Todd Ingram, True Lies, Van Damme, Vin Diesel, Ving Rhames, Wayne Gretski, XXX, YouTube
2 Comments
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is one nerdgasm after another! It’s a video game nerd’s dream come true! This film was adapted from the graphic novel series with the same name written by Bryan Lee O’Malley. Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13, video game
Tagged 7 evil exes, action, Action Flick Chick, adventure, Alison Pill, Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Ben Lewis, Bill Hader, Brandon Routh, Brie Larson, Chris Evans, Clifton Collins Jr, Comeau, comedy, Crash, Edgar Wright Michael Bacall, Ellen Wong, Emily Kassie, Envy Adams, Erik Knudsen, fantasy, Gideon Gordon Graves, Ingrid Haas, Jason Schwartzman, Johnny Simmons, Julie Powers, Kerr Hewitt, Kieran Culkin, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Kristina Pesic, Lucas Lee, Mae Whitmn, Mark Webber, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Cera, Nelson Franklin, Other Scott, Ramona Flowers, romance, Roxy Richter, Satya Bhabha Matthew Patel, Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim versus the World, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, seven evil exes, Stacey Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, The Other Guys, Thomas Jane, Todd Ingram, Wallace Wells, Winifred Hailey, Young Neil
9 Comments