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Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness

If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading

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The Mechanic (2011) Review: Room-Temperature Action, Served at Moderate Speed

Tired of movies that are too good? Sick of movies that are too bad? Ready for something that’s right in the middle? Look no further, it’s The Mechanic!  Continue reading

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1990: The Bronx Warriors- Just Look at that Freakin’ Cover!

Just look at the freakin’ cover for this film and tell me it doesn’t look amazing! Having now seen it, I can say that it does live up to the amazingness promised by the cover, although whether it’s amazing in … Continue reading

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Kill Boksoon (2023): The Korean John Wick?!?

The Korean John Wick? Not quite, but it makes for a decent tagline for this article!

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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass

Steven Seagal IS Mason Storm who IS… Hard to Kill. Continue reading

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Paranormal Activity (2009): Imagine Demons

Paranormal Activity should be called “Did You Hear That?” because it’s what the characters say to each other and what you’ll be saying to your friends during 90% of the movie. Continue reading

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) Review: This Movie Can Eat My Ass

Have you often wondered what would happen if your bed became possessed by a demon and started eating people? Who hasn’t! For years I’ve spent many a sleepless night haunted by this unanswered question. That is until I saw Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. Continue reading

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Yes, Madam! (1985) AKA In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops: A Movie by Many Other Names

This week we’ve got the ass-kicking combo of Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock in Yes, Madam! (1985) also known as In the Line of Duty II: The Super Cops. Don’t be confused by Supercop 2 (1993), which also stars Michelle … Continue reading

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