Jackass 3-D (2010)

Action Flick Chick | October 17, 2010

I can say without a doubt that Jackass 3D is one film set I would never want to visit. It would be really cool to meet these guys and maybe hang out with them…from a distance. And by “distance” I mean hang out with them in the sense where I’m in a movie theater and [...]

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The Action Chick Comic – Resident Evil: Afterlife’s Zombzilla Alternate Ending

Action Flick Chick | September 16, 2010

Click to see full-sized image. It’s worth it!
So did he get the T-Rex virus?

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Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Action Flick Chick | September 13, 2010

When a movie promises multiple ass kicking Milla Jovoviches, you can bet your balls that I’ll be first in line to see it. I would kill a hobgoblin, ride a wild T-Rex (as opposed to a housebroken one), or hunt down a wild Snorlax, just to see Jovovich kick some Umbrella dudes’ ass! Thankfully, all [...]

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Piranha 3-D (2010) – Boobs vs. Boom

Action Flick Chick | August 31, 2010

Being a heterosexual female, the breast has limited appeal to me. Now, I can definitely appreciate its aesthetic qualities and certainly applaud a well-timed flash of the boobage, but after a few minutes I get tired of the boobies and want to see some boomies! There is a very precise ratio of boobs/bombs that should [...]

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The Action Chick Comic: Action Chick vs. Piranha 4-D

Action Flick Chick | August 22, 2010

Opened this weekend:
Piranha 3-D
Dimension Films, The Weinstein Company
Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O’Connell, Richard Dreyfuss
Description: Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; a [...]

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Coming Attraction: Jackass 3-D (2010)

Action Flick Chick | August 7, 2010

The boys are back and better than ever! Jackass crew members Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, and the rest are up to their old shenanigans of performing outrageous stunts and hurting themselves. This time it will be better because it’s in 3-D! Right? Wait, I’m not too sure about having this film in 3-D. Do [...]

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Mini Review and Spoiler: The Final Destination (2009) a.k.a. Final Destination 4

Action Flick Chick | June 8, 2010

Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you somehow care about but don’t know what happens in this film.

The Final Destination is stupid! I mean really, really stupid. In fact, I’m a little upset at myself for deciding to watch it even though I had been warned not to. Yes, it is full of action, but it’s [...]

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Coming Attraction: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Action Flick Chick | April 5, 2010

Zombies beware! Alice (Milla Jovovich) is coming back to kick some zombie ass in the fourth installment of the video game based Resident Evil series.

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