May Mega Mayhem: The Sims 2: Pants-Peeing Boogaloo

Day #13: Sims 2

General Thoughts: The people simulator series The Sims is designed to be fun and accessible for anyone. In it, you can create families of any size, shape, or color. You can pick pets, clothes, where you live and what/who you do. You can go to college or you can lock your Sim in a death house until he pees on himself and drifts into a coma. True story.

31 Minutes of Play: I started by creating my own family, named the El Libres. I created a scantily clad girl, Piglet El Libre, and a cowboy hero Guapo El Libre. I bought them a crappy starter house in the town of Kickassville and then let the fun begin. Piglet got into a fight with another Sim, a guy named Tumartin, so named for the gigantic tumors put on his face by stretching the character creator boundaries using exploits. Oh, and he was a zombie, too, so obviously we got into a slap fight. Guapo didn’t do much of anything except hit on every man, woman, and dog that walked by. I kept trying to get my own two Sims to go on a date but they were more interested in hitting on the mailman and fighting tumor zombies than they were in hitting on each other. That’s ok, they’d only known each other for 30 minutes, I’ll give them time.

Fun Rating: 3 pants-peeing good times, out of 5!

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!