May Mega Mayhem: Gears of War 2!

Day #24: Gears of War 2!

General Thoughts: MAN UP SOLDIER! It’s time to curb stomp, chainsaw, and shoot some evil lizard dudes! YEAH! In Gears of War 2, you can play co-op campaign, single-player campaign, or online with a bunch of douchebags. You play as Marcus Fenix, muscle-y soldier dude extraordinaire, and go out and beat some lizard dude butt. When you start the game, you can either go through training or skip right to the good part of killing baddies. You can also choose the difficulty from at least four different levels, so gamers from all levels of experience can enjoy the game on their level.

31 Minutes of Play: I started in Act 1: Tip of the Spear, Chapter 1: Welcome to Delta. I took a rookie on a training mission, where the game taught me all the controls. Then things got real. Lizard men infiltrated our hospital and a group of us set out to infiltrate our boots up their asses. I blasted those lizard dudes to bits, and I managed to chainsaw a few for good measure.

Fun Rating: 3 ½ Curb Stomps, out of 5!

This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!