Every Book Could Be Improved By Adding _______.

BonnieGrrl: When I’m bored with a book I always pretend the main character is a werewolf. Made “The Fountainhead” so much better!

Action Flick Chick: Every book could be improved by adding __________.

Anybody wondering what this topic (reading!) has to do with action flicks should quickly understand after glancing through these answers.

Answers on Facebook:
Josh Russell: Jedis.
Bonnie Burton: A WEREWOLF! (i just tweeted that! )
Stu Duncan: Ninjas
Neil Baker: Bacon
Veronica Dorkmaster ‎@Stu Ninjas ARE in every book, you can’t see them.
Vince Jamieson: chickens!!!!
Vince Jamieson: like a car chase hrough chins town and live chickens flying off the windsheild
Cristina Bogdan :Writing talent and effort.
Ricardo Rodriguez: Pudding…maybe that’s just my hunger talking.
Bane Stone: a movie vershin(:
Nicole Wakelin: ZOMBIES!
Brandon Wolgast: Written by: Bret Easton Ellis.
Jenn Zuko: Stu beat me to it: Ninjas.
Christoffer Andersson: A comfortable couch
Jacinta Brown Baca: Swashbuckling
Kimmie Britt: Dragons.
Thomas Itpick: bacon… wait, bacon and books go together right?
Michael Potter: wow! noone said it yet, a ninja with B-O-O-B-S!
Jason D Sousley: Force choking…
Cory White Migget wrestling
John Ferrigno: a talking monkey
Autograph Hound: You
Jennifer Lawrence Wurzer: Yoda
Harold Burman: Explosions and gun battles
David H. Ampton: Mac Guyver… or at least Richard Dean Anderson.
Brian Knox: I was gonna say “sparkly, emo vampires”, but that would ruin every book.
Brian Knox: Bruce Willis wisecracks. “Yippee-ki-yay, mfer” beats “Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn” every time.
ActionMovieFreak.com: Pop outs? A free bookmark?
Stuart Hasty: Boobs
Andrew McMahon: Options. You can never go wrong with Choose Your Own Adventure.
Thomas Pluck: Explosions. That’s what I do…

Answers on Twitter:
Catherine Morris @cittiecait: @ActionChick an erase and rewind button…
Official Leon Fenty @Fenty_JustTTT: @ActionChick A coupon for a free pizza. Then I know I’ll get at least one good thing out of it.
C.J @CJRedefine: @ActionChick natural dialogue.
Graham Blackburn @GrahamBlackburn: @ActionChick aliens
Scott Stewart @TheMindofScott: @KristinLFowler @ActionChick bacon!
Kristin @KristinLFowler: Unicorns!
Chris Spider Mureiko @ThatSpiderDude: @ActionChick nice cover art on the actual cover, not the dust jacket.
Sandy Cheeks @LuvMetaphysics: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding ”Illustrations”. 😉
Clio @clio_jlh: @travelingheidi @geekgirldiva @ActionChick for books, kissing. It seems like we always are adding rockem sockem things. for movies, dancing.
Matthew @TheCasperOne: @ActionChick a hot girl to read it to me.
heidi(8) @travelingheidi: Bacon? Ninjas? Zombies? #memes RT @geekgirldiva: RT @ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.
Jeff Kessler @Jeff0324: @ActionChick more pictures.
Chuck Ramsburg @ChuckRamsburg: @ActionChick Every story would be better if the main character were a werewolf. Or a zombie. Or a vampire. Or a talking goat.
Eric Holler @eholler: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.” gratuitous sword fight.
Langston @reyford1: @ActionChick Katrina hill to it
Jaes Anthony @ninJaeS: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding… scratch & sniff pages.
Kevin @Unchainedfoodie: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding a character & alternate cover illustration gallery.
Ms. RAY J @RAYJ829: @ActionChick zombies!
Mike @CoverMonkey: No, the answer is ZOMBIES… MT @jesusreyes: answer is always ROBOTS. RT @dreamyeyed: RT @ActionChick : Every book cld b improved by adding ___
Alicia @pdxgrlgeek: @geekgirldiva @ActionChick …scratch and sniff photos.
Alastair Murray @amfx74: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding time travel.
Bill Jensen @Billyjensen: @ActionChick pop ups!
GUMMY @DAREALGUMMY: @ActionChick @ActionChick in boots
will @willb473: Ducks
David Ortiz @piodave: @ActionChick “little red riding hood with beer”
David Ortiz @piodave: @ActionChick “improved marketing with beer” & “your relationships with beer” etc…
David Ortiz @piodave: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding “_with beer_.”
Philip Mason @Legion3780: @ActionChick radioactive kung-fu monkeys.
Jenny Sine @beautifulmesses: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding __________.” vibrating mechanism. Sorry. I’m immature. #notsorry youtube.com/watch?v=2GuzBk…
Justin Wilson @thehulkster: Me!
Zî @VioletTNT: @ActionChick Bacon.
Jeremy Thompson @MrJeremyT: @ActionChick sex
Quoy @Quoylette: @ActionChick Robots!
Ted Sali @tedsaliphoto: @ActionChick Fruit roll-up dust jacket?
DonOnymous @DonOnymous: @ActionChick OK OK the real answer Every book could be improved by adding Conflict. It is a must in any book.
Zombieionism @Zombieionism: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding Zombie Best Friends #awkward
Rich Deckard @varragos: @ActionChick Dinosaurs.
Zombie Future @ZombieFuture: @ActionChick thats no fair!!!!!! That leaves me with only one answer!! Every book could be improved by adding Z O M B I E S
Mr. Segura @MrSegura: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding cocaine.
Duffy @paintmyart: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding onomatopoeia. #Boosh #Snap
Eli Kay @eli_kay: @ActionChick a car chase (there’s never car chases in books, is there?)
Ryan Miller @growthstimulus: @ActionChick A partial discount in the form of an instant refund upon purchase.
Film Samurai @FilmSamurai: “@TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …Steamy sex scenes?” <~Cosigned
Mauro Balcazar @mauro_balcazar: “@ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding PICTURES.”
Eddie @eddiesooner: @ActionChick @bonniegrrl crap.I had 2 sit thru movie “The Fountainhead” I wish I wouldve known I could have imagined Gary Cooper as werewolf
Andrew Horn @bbofun: @ActionChick Bacon. (That’s my go-to answer for everything.)
FilmBambina @TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …or a mug of cocoa and jam sandwiches? (unrelated to first response, of course)
Paul Saukas @Arasoi: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding a reader.
BackpackingDad @BackpackingDad: @ActionChick Swearing. “Go, f***ing dog, go.”
Gidgetwidget @agidgetwidget: IT TO YOUR LIBRARY! #bookglutton
Ted Sali @tedsaliphoto: @ActionChick a roast beef sandwich?
Batty @Shadowbat: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding pop-ups!
FilmBambina @TheFilmBambina: @ActionChick …Steamy sex scenes?
RavingSockMonkey @ravingsockmonky: @ActionChick Pop up Dinosaurs!!! #RAWR
JurassicGriffin @JurassicGriffin: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding the line “And then he looked as the man with Daleface.”
Deggis @Deggisfox: @ActionChick …Mad Libs?
Molly Whipple @Chickfighter1: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding hope. Of course one never goes wrong with more A-kicking either.
August Benassi @augustbenassi
Scratch and sniff stickers.
kalag @grovernurse: sex!
J. S. R. (EO_Jande) @EccentricOrbits: RT @mkinyon: @ActionChick hundred dollar bills between the pages. #nonsequitortweets
I D H @idmacman: @ActionChick A flatulent lingerie model.
Justin Smith @Onyersix: @ActionChick Every film could be improved by adding some more action scenes. Even boring lovey rom-coms.
david meyer @iowa_card: @ActionChick cowbell. And #Batman . 🙂
Pru @NickysFriend: @ActionChick Every book could be improved by adding…….YOUR book to EVERONE’S personal library!!!
Nathan Morris @Woodythegreat: @ActionChick Mutant Poodles and Mummies
Monaica Ledell @monaicaledell: @ActionChick at least one extra laugh (no matter the genre!)
Moulder Cat @MoulderCat: @ActionChick @ActionChick : Every book could be improved by adding Cats!
Ashley Esqueda @AshleyEsqueda: @ActionChick wookiees. Everything is better with wookiees.
Cailin Kelly @sheisstardust: @ActionChick A typography page! I know I’m not the only font nerd.
Michael S Fahy @mfahy1320: @ActionChick Unicorns!
Mocha @TravelingMocha: Oh! I know! The answer is “monkeys”!
David J Buchholz @DaveBuchholz41: a Death Star, and a magic pony.
MS @CackleJack: @geekgirldiva @ActionChick GLITTER AND STARS!!
Sohrab O. @Sonyrumors: @ActionChick explosions
Matt @unflinching: @ActionChick lightsabers
Shane @D_Shane_P: @ActionChick Inside the actual chapters, not at the end. Gives a good idea to help the mind see what’s going on during the story;
Jay Dee @Darmoth85: @ActionChick The Doctor
JD @DidjaX: Ninjas!
holly wilson @hwilson2009: a #Stargate
Chris Hernandez @TrueChrisH: @ActionChick pop up pictures!!
Jimmy McGlinchey @JimmyMcG: @ActionChick Chocolate ice cream – free with every book! Lol
David Miller @davegobe: @ActionChick @bonniegrrl HoWERE-Roark?
Shane @D_Shane_P: @ActionChick Detailed character sketches of a certain thing in each chapter.
Stephen Baron @stevedawg412: @ActionChick Lots of pictures
M @Ultimate_M: It adds suspense for the reader.
Catboy @CatboySuperhero: @ActionChick a wise-cracking talking animal sidekick
Lisa Morrison @Reedus_Lover: Daryl Dixon and walkers.
Nintendo Legend @Nintendo_Legend: @ActionChick More editing? … #Shrug
PAUL @MUFCSMEG: @ActionChick boobies 😛
John Hancock @Grokdad: @ActionChick airbags.
brainwise @brainwise: “cowbell”?

There were more, but Twitter wouldn’t scroll back through any more of the answers. We broke Twitter. Again.

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About Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill, author of the books Action Movie Freak and 100 Greatest Graphic Novels , learned to appreciate all things action at a young age by sneaking into the room while her two older brothers watched action movies and horror. At ActionFlickChick.com, she shares her love of these films with everyone, along with interviews, news, and whatever else she happens to choose. G4TV crowned her their Next Woman of the Web champion, and she co-hosted MTV Geek’s live Comic-Con coverage. Her articles have appeared at sites including MTV.com, io9.com, Arcade Sushi, and Newsarama. Follow her as @ActionChick on Twitter. Base of operations: Dallas, Texas. Favorite Movie: Tremors (1990).
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