The first Machete could best be described as gleefully over-the-top; its upcoming sequel, Machete Kills, looks like it’s going to go so far over the top that the top will look like nothing but a dot. This wild-ass flick’s wild-ass cast includes Danny Trejo reprising his role as Machete, Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, and Lady Freakin’ Gaga. You can bet your butt that my butt’ll be among the first in line to see this grindhouse-inspired action bedlam. Machete Kills hacks its way into theaters October 11, 2013
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
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