Whew! It’s a good thing the creators of Fast Five decided to give it a clearer name because the titles in The Fast and Furious series were starting to get confusing and ridiculous. (I’m still hoping for a The Fastest and Most Furiouser.) Moving on, Fast Five is supposed to be the sequel to Fast and Furious, but a prequel to The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Confused yet? I know I am. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker return in the fifth installment and are followed by a reunion of Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Jordana Brewster, and many more from all the other installments with the addition of Dwayne Johnson. Fast Five is supposed to be the ultimate high-stakes race! WOO! Get ready for super sweet cars being driven super fast on April 29, 2011.
This is the Action Flick Chick, and you’ve just been kicked in the ass!
Doesn’t making a prequel be the ultimate high-stakes race mean everything that came after that is a let down? I mean, in tFatF 4 did anyone ever go “Man that was tough, but nothing like that ONE time…”.
Also, unless this ‘ultimate’ race involves riding freakin’ rocket-powered dinosaurs firing proton missiles every .5 seconds at meteors racing towards the earth while being chased by Samuel L. Jackson yelling obscenities while waving around his gunblade and piloting an out-of-control giant robot that looks like the love child of Chuthullu and Chuck Norris, all while DOOM Music is playing in the background… This movie will not be The Ultimate Race!
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AWESOME!! Could be good… but who cares as long as Vin Diesel is in??