Category Archives: PG-rated
Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations
“3 hots and a cot is the least I owe you.”
Pale Rider (1985), starring Clint Eastwood, comes chock full of old-timey sayings like the one above. The old-timey manspeak is so thick, in fact, you might want to bring a dictionary, or settle in and be ready for the ear puzzle of trying to translate what the hell these old-timey prospectors and gunslingers are talking about. Continue reading
Ebony, Ivory, & Jade (1976): ’70s Action-sploitation, Now with Less Exploitation!
11 Movies I Recommend From 2022 in a List I Can Call Whatever I Want Because This is My Website and I Am the Boss, Part 1
Before 2023 starts throwing films our way, get caught up on some of 2022’s worthiest films! In case you’re waiting with baited breath for me to talk about the biggest box office ballers like Avatar: The Way of Water, Top … Continue reading
The Karate Kid (2010)
No one beats up Will Smith’s kid and gets away with it as evidenced by The Karate Kid, where Jaden Smith kung fu’s a bully’s ass down a couple of notches. This film is a reboot of the 1984 movie … Continue reading