Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Action Flick Chick | June 1, 2010

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
and you’d stay.
Well Cher, now you can turn back time thanks to the Prince of Persia and the Dagger of Time! Yay! Turning back time so that you didn’t say that stupid comment about your girlfriend’s mom’s [...]

Screen Team Show: Iron Man 2 (2010) with Whiplash Chad, Iron Maiden Katrina, Maniac Kids, and More

Action Flick Chick | May 11, 2010

Everybody on the Screen Team had to see Iron Man. This review has almost the whole crew this time, plus a couple of kids who enjoyed it too, a kitty who didn’t quite get into the film, and a quick commercial break along the way. We have fun with our reviews so you can too!

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Action Flick Chick | May 10, 2010

I went to see Iron Man 2 Friday. And on the way to the theater, my pals and I were discussing what Iron Man does when he’s suited up but he has to go to the bathroom, an issue that I’m sure you’ve all wondered about. Well, wonder no more, because little did we know [...]

The Losers (2010)

Action Flick Chick | April 29, 2010

Most people have been called a loser once or twice in their lifetime. Well folks, now you can stop being depressed about being a loser. The Losers make that insult more of an awesome thing to be called because these “losers” are skilled, smart individuals, and they kick a lot of ass!

Coming Attraction: The Clash of the Titans (2010)

Action Flick Chick | March 23, 2010

The Clash of the Titans is another film about Greek mythology and another remake. I pretty recently watched another film based on Greek mythology, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, came out. While I didn’t dislike Percy Jackson, I didn’t love it just because of its PG nature. So I’m hoping The Clash of the Titans will be the bloody Greek action film that Percy Jackson wasn’t.

Ultraviolet (2006): The Monster You Don’t Want Knocking Down Your Door

Action Flick Chick | February 25, 2010

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As I’ve said before, Milla Jovovich is one hot lady. But she’s not just a hot lady, she does her share of kicking ass as well. Last year I inducted her into Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day for her role in Resident Evil. She’s so awesome that she is being added to the category again for her role in Ultraviolet.

Coming Attraction: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

Action Flick Chick | January 24, 2010

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Hold the phone! This is ground breaking news: Walt Disney Pictures is about to release their 4th film ever to have a PG-13 rating, and that film is Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time!

Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Incapacitation Lessons

Action Flick Chick | December 28, 2009

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Just imagine you are surrounded by the enemy, and they have no idea you’re there. You’ve picked out your first target, but now you have to take him out without alerting the others to your presence. It has to be a quick, clean, silent maneuver. The larynx! In order to ensure that your target won’t [...]

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

Action Flick Chick | December 25, 2009

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Lots of people have that special film that they watch every year around the holiday season. For some it’s A Miracle on 34th Street, It’s a Wonderful life, or Silent Night Deadly Night 2. I’m sure those are all fine but my favorite movie to watch around the holidays is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation! Why? [...]

Crackle Team Up: Rage and Honor (1992)

Action Flick Chick | December 23, 2009

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I’ve teamed up with Crackle several times now so when they let me know they would be having an action film special, I just had to participate.

James Cameron’s Avatar (2009)

Action Flick Chick | December 21, 2009

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So I finally went to see Avatar. Why do I have suddenly want to revisit FernGully? Hmm, that’s weird and completely unrelated I’m sure. Anyway, the plot of Avatar is… you know what? Just watch the trailer.

All Request December: Red Dawn (1984)

Action Flick Chick | December 18, 2009

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Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive.

Ong-Bak (2003)

Action Flick Chick | November 26, 2009

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It’s the time of year to give thanks to many things like having family, health, or being alive. Blah, blah, blah. That’s all nice and well, but one thing I am thankful for is FREAKIN’ TONY JAA!!!!!! He deals out wall to wall ass-spankings in Ong-bak, and today I give thanks that I am his friend, not his foe.

2012 (2009) Spoilers Galore!

Action Flick Chick | November 15, 2009

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I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.