Category Archives: holiday
Drive Angry 3-D (2011) Review: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!
After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, sometimes horrible, films, and by golly, I just can’t get enough. Continue reading
Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Red Dawn (1984): Avenging Before the Avengers Made It Cool
Wow! Red Dawn is a MANLY MOVIE! A group of boys (and 2 girls) have to grow up super fast when their town is ambushed by another country. They have to hide in the woods, kill their own food, sleep in the wilderness, scrounging for supplies to survive. Continue reading
Trick ‘r Treat (2008) Review: All Treats, Some Tricks
Halloween, that time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting/scary/revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because HALLOWEEN! Continue reading
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time
Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading
Dreaming of a Black Christmas (2019)
How many remakes does it take for a remake to take gold? Black Christmas is still trying to figure that out. There are now three different Black Christmas movies, the original dates back to 1974, the first remake in 2006, … Continue reading
The Bleakest of Black Christmas (2006)
Some people believe that birth order shapes a child’s personality growing up. Psychologist Alfred Adler studied this specifically, coming up with the “middle child syndrome,” explaining the middle born child is somewhat forgotten by the parents since their attention is … Continue reading
Violent Night (2022): Christmas Spirit Out the Anus!
Everyone has their own favorite holiday movie they put on around this time every year. These holiday movies are often linked to a person’s childhood and evoke warm and fuzzy feelings to get them in the holiday spirit. For some … Continue reading