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Category Archives: family
Home Alone (1990)
It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times. Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 0.5 kabooms, Christmas, comedy, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged Christmas, Daniel Stern, Home Alone, Joe Pesci, Macauly Culkin
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Hard to Kill (1990) Review: Young Seagal Speaks Softly and Kicks a Lot of Ass
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 2.0 kabooms, action, family, R-rated
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Axel, Bonnie Burroughs, Bruce Malmuth, Charles Boswell, dirty politician, Hard to kill, Kelly LaBrock, Kelly LeBrock, kill, nurse, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Senator Trent, some nudity, Steven McKay, Steven Seagal, take that to the bank, violence, Warner Bros. Pictures, Weird Science, William Sadler, Woman in Red
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Action’s Most Ass-Kicking Dads!
Father’s Day is Sunday, and before you say, “oh, crap,” and rush out to buy a gift hoping that you can magically get it to your father in time, I’ve got a better idea for you. Does your dad like … Continue reading
Posted in family
Tagged Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Father's day, John McClane, Lethal Weapon, Liam Neeson, Murtaugh, Riggs, Taken
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Season Premiere of Terra Nova: Don’t Let the Dinosaurs Get You!
Fox premiered one of its new shows last night called Terra Nova. The show begins in the year 2149 where the planet’s resources are just about gone, the air is so polluted that everyone has to wear a mask, and … Continue reading
Posted in action, family, fantasy, science fiction, TV
Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Alana Mansour, CGI, dinosaurs, Fox, Jason O'Mara, Landon Liboiron, Naomi Scott, science fiction, Shelley Conn, Sixers, Steven Spielberg, television series, Terra Nova, Time Travel
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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!
Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen! The Green Hornet is based on … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, family, movie, PG-13, superhero
Tagged 2D, 3-D, 3D, Action Flick Chick, Black Beauty, Blue Wombat, Britt Reid, Bruce Lee, Chudnofsky, David Harbour, Dynamic Duo, Jay Chou, Kato, Mythbusters, Scanlon, Seth Rogen, The Green Hornet, TV show
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Tron: Legacy (2010)
Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, action, family, movie, PG-13
Tagged 3D, action, Action Flick Chick, Alan Bradley, Bruce Boxleitner, Cindy Morgan, clu, digital, digital suits, explosion, Garrett Hedlund, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Flynn, kill, rating, Sam Flynn, The Grid, Tron, Tron 2, Tron Legacy, Yori, Zen
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The Karate Kid (2010)
No one beats up Will Smith’s kid and gets away with it as evidenced by The Karate Kid, where Jaden Smith kung fu’s a bully’s ass down a couple of notches. This film is a reboot of the 1984 movie … Continue reading
Posted in * all movie reviews *, 1 kaboom, action, family, movie, PG-rated
Tagged action, action chick, Action Flick Chick, Bully, China, Dre, family, jacket off, jacket on, Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, karate, kung fu, Kung fu kid, The Karate Kid, Will Smith
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Mini Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice starts off making Balthazar (Nicholas Cage) look like a creepy pedophile. Good job guys! Don’t worry folks, this is not that kind of movie, and Balthazar mostly shakes off the creepy vibe pretty quickly. Balthazar is a … Continue reading