Four Simple Tips to Help Prevent Accidentally Getting It on with Gramma!

Action Flick Chick | August 17, 2011

Alex Langley of Rocket Llama and my business partner in crime has started a new blog about time travel. If you think you’re prepared for time travel, you’re wrong. There are so many things to screw up while time traveling, so you’d best be getting yourself a guide. Ye Olde Guide is a fun and [...]

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Bad Kids Go to Hell Interview: Bazza and Matt Go to Hollywood – in Texas

Action Flick Chick | June 28, 2011

Bad Kids Go the Hell, the best-selling comic book series, is coming to a theater near you as a horror-comedy motion picture – in production now! During Dallas Comic Con, I spoke with series writers and creators, Barry Wernick and Matt Spradlin. (Today, I’m on the Bad Kids set shooting a scene, but that’s a [...]

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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) – Dead on Arrival?

Action Flick Chick | May 2, 2011

I would like to clarify something: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night sucks as an action film! Don’t get confused by its label of ‘action comedy horror’ film, because it ain’t action,  and it’s not all that much of a comedy horror. It’s mostly a paint-by-the-numbers detective story.
Dylan Dog (Brandon Routh) is a private investigator of [...]

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Coming Attraction: Your Highness!

Action Flick Chick | February 11, 2011

Natalie Portman is playing one tough warrior princess in Your Highness, which also stars  James Franco and Danny McBride. Prince Fabious (Franco) goes on a mission to rescue his bride (Zooey Deschanel) who has been kidnapped. He is accompanied by his good for nothing brother, Thadeous (McBride) and kick ass Isabel (Portman). Your Highness is [...]

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Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers: D.E.B.S. (2004)

Action Flick Chick | February 5, 2011

D.E.B.S. is full to the brim of women that don’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day!

This is the plot description for D.E.B.S. as found on Netflix: Encrypted within the SAT is a secret test that measures a girl’s potential for espionage. Amy (Sara Foster), Janet (Jill Ritchie), Dominique (Devon Aoki) and Max (Meagan Good) score so [...]

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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays

Action Flick Chick | December 22, 2010

Our friends in Team Unicorn have released their follow-up to their viral music video “G33K & G4M3R Girls” (“Geek and Gamer Girls”) by showing how to handle a zombie outbreak in the holiday season with “A Very Zombie Holiday (Instructional Video)” a.k.a. “How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays.” Enjoy!
Starring Team Unicorn: Michele [...]

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RED (2010)

Action Flick Chick | October 20, 2010

55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and Helen Mirren join forces to bring us a unique action film with the main focus [...]

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Jackass 3-D (2010)

Action Flick Chick | October 17, 2010

I can say without a doubt that Jackass 3D is one film set I would never want to visit. It would be really cool to meet these guys and maybe hang out with them…from a distance. And by “distance” I mean hang out with them in the sense where I’m in a movie theater and [...]

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