The A-Team (2010) – Because Overkill Is Underrated

Action Flick Chick | June 19, 2010

Let’s just get to the point: The A-Team was a great summer action film- it was hilarious and action packed. I haven’t watched the original television series, so I wasn’t sitting there comparing it to the original characters and storyline. I went in with an open mind and loved the film. It is a far [...]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Action Flick Chick | June 1, 2010

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I’d take back those words that have hurt you
and you’d stay.
Well Cher, now you can turn back time thanks to the Prince of Persia and the Dagger of Time! Yay! Turning back time so that you didn’t say that stupid comment about your girlfriend’s mom’s [...]

All Request December: Ninja Assassin (2009)

Action Flick Chick | December 3, 2009

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For the win: What is small, mostly annoying, and completely inappropriate to bring to a showing of Ninja Assassin? If you guessed a small, yappy dog, you’re wrong. Try again. If you guessed a cell phone, you’re wrong and you suck so you don’t get another guess. The answer is a freakin’ 10-year-old kid! I [...]

Ong-Bak (2003)

Action Flick Chick | November 26, 2009

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It’s the time of year to give thanks to many things like having family, health, or being alive. Blah, blah, blah. That’s all nice and well, but one thing I am thankful for is FREAKIN’ TONY JAA!!!!!! He deals out wall to wall ass-spankings in Ong-bak, and today I give thanks that I am his friend, not his foe.

The Expendables (2010) Trailer: “We’re Dead with an Accent.”

Action Flick Chick | October 15, 2009

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Will it be the ultimate action film? The trailer itself gets five out of five on my action movie scale.
Check out this trailer!

Also: News on Danny Trejo’s involvement and a link to our crew member Marko Head’s interview with Trejo from last year’s Wizard World Texas.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

Action Flick Chick | August 9, 2009

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So, these people who have mad skills, are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team. Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads. Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal best friend Ripcord. Rise of the Cobra did several things right. One of which was having a female good guy (Rachel Nichols), and a female baddie (Sienna Miller).

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Action Flick Chick | June 26, 2009

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I love Transformers. It’s not a secret, so of course I was extremely excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I was as hyped as a Stunticon drunk off of energon. I was like a little kid cracked out on a ton of sugar running around until he runs into a door and knocks himself out.

Star Trek (2009) A Fistful of Phaser

Action Flick Chick | May 13, 2009

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Just so you’ll be prepared going into this flick, I’ve comprised a survival guide for the Starfleet crew. It’s not all inclusive, but it’s a start.

Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Action Flick Chick | May 1, 2009

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Would you like to see a movie where the plot doesn’t matter and is filled with non-stop action and boobs? Well, now you can! For a limited time only you can see Crank: High Voltage in theatres. But wait… that’s not all, folks!

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Action Flick Chick | October 1, 2008

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I am talking about the remake, the one from 2004. I mean, I love this movie so much I would marry it, and gladly have its zombie babies.

Blade Trinity (2004)

Action Flick Chick | September 16, 2008

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THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood.

Rambo (2008), a.k.a. John Rambo, the fourth one

Action Flick Chick | September 4, 2008

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Nonstop, realistic, and scary yet awesome are just a few words that describe this movie. I have never in my life seen a movie as real and uncut as this one; and I have seen a lot of action flicks.

Rambo III

Action Flick Chick | August 13, 2008

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I have finally figured out, after three Rambo movies, why Richard Crenna is in all of them. He is Rambo’s hype man.