RED (2010)

Action Flick Chick | October 20, 2010

55, 73, 46, 64, 56, 65. These aren’t lottery numbers, people. These are the ages of the stars of the action comedy RED which stands for Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Mary-Louise Parker, Brian Cox, John Malkovich, and Helen Mirren join forces to bring us a unique action film with the main focus [...]

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Salt (2010)

Action Flick Chick | August 2, 2010

If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that it is as easy as eating pie to steal any kind of clothing. Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! Don’t you have any morals, Salt? Oh wait, Salt is a trained, highly skilled CIA agent, of course she doesn’t have morals.

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Inception (2010): Prepare to Have Your Mindhole Blown

Action Flick Chick | July 21, 2010

Prepare to have your mindhole blown with the summer blockbuster Inception!!!! This is an amazing film that combines action, a new storyline, intricate plot, and awesome special effects. That’s it in a nutshell, folks.

Okay, so I was a little bored the first hour because there was a lot of talking and planning and little action. [...]

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Predators (2010)

Action Flick Chick | July 18, 2010

Predators is one spine-rippingly fun movie! Eight people are dropped from airplanes onto a foreign planet. None of them remember anything about how they got there but realize that the one thing most of them have in common is their expertise in killing. They band together to hunt for the truth, only to find that [...]

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Bitch Slap (2009)

Action Flick Chick | June 21, 2010

Never has a title been as accurate as this one! Bitch Slap is filled with three bitches slapping, punching, and making out. Sounds exciting right? Well, I think surprising might be a more befitting way for me to describe it, as it definitely caught me off guard with how sexual and over-the-top it is.

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The Losers (2010)

Action Flick Chick | April 29, 2010

Most people have been called a loser once or twice in their lifetime. Well folks, now you can stop being depressed about being a loser. The Losers make that insult more of an awesome thing to be called because these “losers” are skilled, smart individuals, and they kick a lot of ass!

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Black Dynamite: DYNO-MITE! DYNO-MITE!

Action Flick Chick | April 6, 2010

Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby.

Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) learns that his brother was murdered [...]

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Zombieland (2009)

Action Flick Chick | October 3, 2009

Zombieland movie image Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg (1)

Zombieland kicks some serious zombie butt! And made me want to eat some Twinkies to boot. I’ve been pumped about this movie since the first day I heard about it, and it was everything I’d hoped and dreamed for. Finally, we get a movie that isn’t a remake or a sequel! Zombieland is fresh and original, and for a movie about walking, rotting corpses that says a lot!

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