Review: Safe (2012)!

Action Flick Chick | May 10, 2012

Most people can’t even remember their phone number let alone a list of numbers a mile long. There are those gifted people, though, who can memorize anything. You know the type: the ones that never had to study in school and still made 100’s while you’d studied all night and barely pull off a B…or [...]

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Review: Immortals (2011)!

Action Flick Chick | November 16, 2011

Would being immortal be a blessing or a curse? This is where I would usually say watch Immortals to find out, but no character in the film is actually immortal, so I guess you’ll have to speculate and imagine an answer for yourself. The name of the film is not totally misleading, though, since they [...]

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Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)

Action Flick Chick | September 26, 2011

A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and lines like “I’m too old for this sh**,” and you’ve got yourself a recipe for [...]

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Ironclad (2011): Medieval Blood and Guts!

Action Flick Chick | August 8, 2011

A pig’s fat, when burned, can produce the hottest fire of fires…at least the hottest fire you’ll find in medieval times. So if you need to collapse a castle full of people, zombies, or vampires, just dig a tunnel underneath like they did in Ironclad, trap 40 pigs and start a fire! Thanks Ironclad, now [...]

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ActionFest 2011: Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)! They Picked on One Hobo too Many!

Action Flick Chick | April 25, 2011

You know a movie is weird when the reel gets messed up and starts playing upside down and backwards, but everyone thinks it’s just part of the film! That’s exactly what happened at ActionFest during the first screening of Hobo with a Shotgun. Think about that!
What once started out as a fake trailer for Quentin [...]

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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!

Action Flick Chick | January 24, 2011

Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen!

The Green Hornet is based on the tv show with the same name. Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) comes up with the idea [...]

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Season of the Witch (2011): Fast Paced Fantasy Fun

Action Flick Chick | January 9, 2011

The first weekend in January is often seen as the weakest weekend for opening films just because you still have the “amazing” end of year films in theater and a lot of people are looking to either save money after the holidays or go to the gym rather than be sedentary in a theater. So [...]

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Tron: Legacy (2010)

Action Flick Chick | December 21, 2010

Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be seen!
If you haven’t seen the first Tron, the sequel might be a little confusing plot [...]

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