Category Archives: 3.5 kabooms

Salt (2010) Review: Salty, Tasty Goodness

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Action Flick Chick

If there is one thing you can learn from Salt is that Evelyn Salt (Angelina Jolie) is a freakin’ kleptomaniac! How many outfits does one highly-skilled CIA operative need to steal? Don’t you have any morals?! Oh wait, Salt’s a highly skilled CIA operative- of course she doesn’t have morals. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie, PG-13 | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Angelina Jolie, CIA, Daniel Olbrychski, Evelyn Salt, explosion, female ass kicker, kills, Liev Schreiber, Russia, Russian spy, Salt, Ted Winter, White House | 5 Comments

Black Dynamite (2009) Review: A Perfect Blaxploitation Spoof from Afro Top to Bell-Bottom!

Posted on November 18, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Dyno-mite! Dyno-mite! Tired of trying to feelin’ like a jive-ass turkey all the time? Well, now you can escape for a few hours with Black Dynamite. This film’ll teach you how to talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk on your own, baby. Continue reading →

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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996): Kiss Me Charly One More Time

Posted on May 6, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Merry Christmas, kids! Your mom is a trained assassin and can snap a guy’s neck with one hand while baking a pie with the other. Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, Christmas, movie, R-rated | Tagged action, Assassin, bloody violence, Brian Cox, Christmas, Craig Bierko, Crime, David Morse, Forge, Geena Davis, mild female nudity, mystery, Patrick Malahide, R-rated, Renny Harlin, Samuel L. Jackson, Shane Black, strong language, The Long Kiss Goodnight, thriller, Tom Amandes | 3 Comments

The Woman King (2022): Heavy Is the Head (Til It’s Decapitated)

Posted on March 25, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

Being a soldier in any army no doubt requires some serious bravery. Surviving to become a middle aged/older soldier means that someone’s not only brave, but skilled and more than a little lucky. In The Woman King, Nanisca (Viola Davis) … Continue reading →

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Accident Man (2018): An Explosive Display of Stunts and Farts

Posted on February 11, 2023 by Action Flick Chick

One should hope they never find themselves at the business end of an assassin. Especially not any of the assassins from Accident Man (2018) seeing as how they all possess unique and brutal ways of killing people. There’s Jane the … Continue reading →

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AFC Classic: Must Watch Movies from the ’80s: Lethal Weapon (1987)

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Action Flick Chick

A movie always gets bonus points when the first scene has a naked lady and then shortly after that you see a young Mel Gibson’s naked rear. Add a name like Lethal Weapon, a kickass costar like Danny Glover, and … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action | Tagged 80s movies, Danny Glover, I'm getting too old for this shit, Lethal Weapon, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson's butt, Murtaugh, Must Watch '80s movies, Riggs | 3 Comments

AFC Classic: Tron Legacy!

Posted on August 30, 2013 by Action Flick Chick

Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms | Tagged AFC Classic, Cindy Morgan, Tron Legacy | 1 Comment

Review: Elysium (2013)

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Action Flick Chick

Who needs subtlety when you can just bend your audience over and cram your message up their b-holes? Message received! Keep in mind that this might not be the most effective way to get a point across to someone, so … Continue reading →

Posted in * all movie reviews *, 3.5 kabooms, action, movie | Tagged action, Action Flick Chick, Elysium, Matt Damon, movie, Neil Blomkamp | 3 Comments