Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | March 16, 2010

Hell yes!!!! I am glad to see that someone finally has big enough balls to create a 12 year old female character that curses like a sailor and can kick a grown man’s ass in 2 seconds flat.

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Action Flick Chick | February 8, 2010

Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) is being inducted into the “Chicks Who Don’t Want Flowers for Valentine’s Day” club for her sheer, mind-blowing awesomeness. The Matrix opens with Trinity kicking a ton of cop ass and then escaping from Agent Smith. That’s how I like my movies to start: a hot woman being a total badass! Yowsa!

The [...]

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Action Flick Chick | December 28, 2009

Just imagine you are surrounded by the enemy, and they have no idea you’re there. You’ve picked out your first target, but now you have to take him out without alerting the others to your presence. It has to be a quick, clean, silent maneuver. The larynx! In order to ensure that your target won’t [...]

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Action Flick Chick | November 18, 2009

BDSII starts with the killing of a priest. This causes the MacManus brothers (Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus) to come out of hiding to take care of some baddie business. Along the way, they pick up a new sidekick, Romeo (Clifton Collins, Jr). The new FBI agent in charge of the MacManus crime scenes, is the gorgeous, smart, Special Agent Eunice Bloom (Julie Benz).

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Action Flick Chick | November 15, 2009

I can think of about 2,012 reasons why you shouldn’t watch 2012, but I will spare you the full list for right now. The whole “end of the world will happen in 2012” mostly came about because the Mayan Long Count calendar ends in December of 2012. So is this going to be another Y2K scare or will the Earth really end? Who cares, but in the movie 2012, the earth really gets effed up and a metric butt-ton of people die.

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Action Flick Chick | November 12, 2009

It’s often said that go-go dancers are like flowers, so if you’re gonna put someone named Rose McGowan in a movie about zombies, why not make her a go-go dancer, too?

Planet Terror is about a zombie outbreak caused by a release of some nasty chemicals. Penned by Robert “Spy Kids” Rodriguez, Planet Terror came out [...]

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Action Flick Chick | November 9, 2009

Every time I go on a picnic with other people, everyone tends to keep their clothes on, which I am grateful for. However, when you go on a picnic with Patrick Swayze and his girlfriend, there is a good chance you will get to see them naked.

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Action Flick Chick | October 31, 2009

Boobs within 4 minutes, action within 4 minutes, lots of blood and guts, and all sorts of diabolical traps…now this is my kind of movie! Wrong Turn 3 has all of the aforementioned items plus creative kills, an insane plot, mediocre acting, and a complete lack of common sense amongst all of the characters…what could be more fun?

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