Hatchet (2006)

Action Flick Chick | January 12, 2011

Hatchet is a typical slasher film, only it’s not retarded and boring. It’s entertaining in a ridiculous manner and has a ton of recognizable faces such as Tony Todd and Robert Englund to name a few. It also aces the slasher movie check list (warning minor spoilers below):

Boobs: Yes! Hatchet has boobs within ~ 7 [...]

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Unstoppable (2010)

Action Flick Chick | December 13, 2010

Unstoppable: Opening your eyes to how much human errors can really f*** up your day! Think about it. One guy decides to jump out of the train’s cab and then can’t get back in, making several cities in danger. Ooopsie! I’m sorry? Thankfully, Frank Barnes (Denzel Washington) and newbie Will Colson (Chris Pine) are on [...]

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The Warrior’s Way (2010): Ninjas vs. Cowboys vs. Jang Dong-gun!

Action Flick Chick | December 7, 2010

This movie’s real title? Ninjas vs. Cowboys vs. Jang Dong-gun! And I wholeheartedly approve! The Warrior’s Way completely took me by surprise! I was expecting a rather serious martial arts film showing off a lot of traditional stuntwork and martial arts goodness. What did I get? A film that didn’t take itself seriously at all [...]

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Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)

Action Flick Chick | November 3, 2010

Even though The Thirst is the third film in The Lost Boys series, many fans consider it to be the first true sequel to the original film. It brought back all the things we loved about the first one: The Frog brothers, silly dialogue, and vampires! Oh and don’t forget the creepy but awesome song [...]

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George A. Romero’s Survival of the Dead (2009)

Action Flick Chick | August 10, 2010

Survival of the Dead, if nothing else, gives the perfect solution on how to tell identical twins apart: Make one of them into a zombie! Now we know, and knowing is half the battle!
George Romero has brought to life another zombie film with Survival of the Dead, taking a bit of a different approach with [...]

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Mini Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)

Action Flick Chick | July 19, 2010

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice starts off making Balthazar (Nicholas Cage) look like a creepy pedophile. Good job guys! Don’t worry folks, this is not that kind of movie, and Balthazar mostly shakes off the creepy vibe pretty quickly.

Balthazar is a really old sorcerer who has spent many years looking for “the one.” Only this time he [...]

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Legion (2010): Embrace the Awfulness

Action Flick Chick | January 25, 2010

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I would like for someone to answer me one question: How in the world did Legion manage to snatch up so many known actors? Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, and Kate Walsh?

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District 9 (2009) Spoiler Free!

Action Flick Chick | August 19, 2009

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Mmmmm, CAT FOOD! Wouldn’t you just love a big can of cat food? If your answer is yes, then you have a weird taste in food and you might be an alien. Watch District 9 and you’ll know what I’m talking about. I think I’m safe in assuming I’m not an alien. I haven’t gotten down on all fours and knocked my cat out of the way so that I can eat her food, yet.

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