Action Flick Chick

Action Flick Chick | December 4, 2009

Singing! Dancing! Squabbling! With André Meadows, a.k.a. Black Nerd of BlackNerdComedy.com and the Reelz Channel film review program Movie Mob.
Black Nerd and I have teamed up…or rather gone head to head in a review of Super Mario Bros. Find out who will win the coveted position as Mario. Oh, and find out what we think about the movie. This [...]

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Action Flick Chick | October 17, 2009

I love Halloween. It is a fun time of the year when people can dress up in the most disgusting, most scary, or most revealing outfit imaginable and it’s all okay because it’s Halloween! Everyone can decorate their houses so that a zombie or mummy pops out of the ground and attackst anyone who steps on their property.

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Action Flick Chick | October 6, 2009

Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime?

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Action Flick Chick | September 28, 2009

Surrogates summary in 21 words:

This isn’t an action film or comedy. The plot is interesting in theory but poorly executed. It was okay, not great.
End of summary. Thank you, thank you.

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Action Flick Chick | September 21, 2009

All those years of being on a diet to keep her precious little figure have caught up with Megan Fox. In Jennifer’s Body she forgets about carbs and calories and just eats whatever boy she wants to. She doesn’t bother doing it in a clean or ladylike fashion either, she gets down and dirty in the blood and guts of her prey. I know, it sounds pretty awesome, right? Well, it kinda wasn’t.

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Action Flick Chick | September 13, 2009

Conan the Barbarian should be called Conan the Bore-barian, because it bored me to tears with its near lack of action. It did have some good stuff in it, like a drunk Conan punching a camel in the head so hard it stumbles and falls over. That was hilarious. I would like to order another big bowl of camel punching please.

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Action Flick Chick | August 24, 2009

Nein, Nein, Nein! Quit the yackin’ and get to the action! Uggg. For a movie about Nazis and WWII, Inglourious Basterds sure didn’t have much action going on. There was an interesting story though.

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Action Flick Chick | June 8, 2009

So a guy, Jeff (Taylor Sharpe), unknowingly releases Guan-di, a Chinese God of war, while hanging around in a cemetery. Why? Well, we all know the cemetery is the new mall, plenty of flowers to choose from and places to sit while hanging out and talking about how much you hate your parents. Anyway, so Jeff kidnaps Bruce Campbell to help save the country town of Gold Lick.

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Tags: action, B-movie, Bruce Campbell, comedy, Dark Horse Entertainment, Evil Dead, God, Guan-di, language, Mark Verheiden, parody, R-rated, spoof, Taylor Sharpe, Ted Raimi, violence