National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989)

Action Flick Chick | December 25, 2009

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Lots of people have that special film that they watch every year around the holiday season. For some it’s A Miracle on 34th Street, It’s a Wonderful life, or Silent Night Deadly Night 2. I’m sure those are all fine but my favorite movie to watch around the holidays is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation! Why? [...]

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All Request December: White Christmas (1954) vs. Black Christmas (1974)

Action Flick Chick | December 14, 2009

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Christmas time is upon us and I have lined up a very special holiday match up for everyone. In the red corner we’ve got the more experienced fighter, the classic Christmas film film, White Christma!. In the blue corner we’ve got the Beast from the East, the Italian Stallion, the one, the only, Black Christmas!

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Hercules in New York (1970)

Action Flick Chick | September 9, 2009

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Now that I started off with one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best movies (Predator), I’m going to review one of his worst movies. And I say “one of” because I haven’t see every single movie that Arnold has done. I know, I know, it’s terrible and I’m working as fast as I can to fix that problem. Can I still be in the cool kids club even though I haven’t seen all of Arnold’s films?

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Movie Match: Demolition Man Vs. She’s the Man

Action Flick Chick | August 13, 2009

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I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition Man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look at the replay, Stan!
Round 1: The Opening! She’s the Man opens with a highly skilled [...]

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Mini Review: Gran Torino (2008)

Action Flick Chick | August 1, 2009

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Gran Torino is a horrible action movie and that’s why it is classified as a drama. As a drama, it’s pretty good. Clint Eastwood is back and up to the same old terrifying everyone he comes into contact with and being intimidating routine. He is just hella good at that.

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The Triple B Collection: Fit to Kill (1993)

Action Flick Chick | July 16, 2009

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I thought I had a great idea when I decided to watch another Triple B Collection movie by Andy Sidaris. It turns out I was horribly wrong. Hard Ticket to Hawaii was so awesomely awful that I thought maybe Fit to Kill would follow in its steps, but I was wrong wrong wrong wrong.

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Pale Rider (1985) with old timey manspeak translations

Action Flick Chick | April 14, 2009

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Clint Eastwood is a legend and one of my top candidates in my list of Top 10 Kickers of Asses. So I wanted to see first hand just how much ass he kicks, and thus a review of Pale Rider was born.

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Home Alone (1990)

Action Flick Chick | December 25, 2008

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It is fun to just go back to your childhood sometimes where every older sibling is a mortal enemy and a hero, and where you have at least one neighbor who is the friendly neighborhood sidewalk salter and for sure the friendly neighborhood mass murderer. Good times.

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