Action Flick Chick | May 2, 2011
I would like to clarify something: Dylan Dog: Dead of Night sucks as an action film! Don’t get confused by its label of ‘action comedy horror’ film, because it ain’t action, and it’s not all that much of a comedy horror. It’s mostly a paint-by-the-numbers detective story.
Dylan Dog (Brandon Routh) is a private investigator of [...]
Action Flick Chick | November 25, 2010
If ThanksKilling doesn’t make you say “WTF?” at least 10 times, I don’t know what will. I’m just going to come out and say it: Thankskilling is bad, bad, bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that I thought it was my lucky day when it ended after only 66 minutes. So bad [...]
Action Flick Chick | October 25, 2010
LOUD NOISE! Did I scare you? Hmm, it’s a little harder to scare someone with loud noises when it’s in writing. Thankfully, Paranormal Activity 2 (PA2) is a film that utilizes actual audible noises to make you jump out of your seat. If you have bladder control problems, you might consider strapping on the Depends [...]
Action Flick Chick | October 4, 2010
Let the Right One In (2008) vs. Let Me In (2010)
Neither one of these films has increased my trust of children. In fact, they’ve just reinforced my suspicions that children are evil and now I’m going to be running past playgrounds carrying a cross and a stake just in case one of the little buggers [...]
Action Flick Chick | March 22, 2010
Do you often wonder what would happen if your bed became possessed by a demon and started eating people? I know I do. I have spent many a sleepless night haunted by this unanswered question for years. That is until I saw Death Bed: The Bed that Eats.
Action Flick Chick | March 7, 2010
Edges of Darkness is a zombie horror film with hardly any zombies in it. This is a tale of three different stories that take place during a zombie apocalypse. Now, based on that, you might be thinking that the film is about zombies, but it isn’t. Ha-ha! I made that mistake too. It only takes [...]
Action Flick Chick | February 20, 2010
Another chick who doesn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day is Carrie White. This telekinetic young girl will protect herself and exact revenge on anyone who messes with her. Well, she might actually want some flowers and a maybe a kind word or two, but instead gets a lifetime of terrorizing by her classmates AND her [...]
Action Flick Chick | January 17, 2010
Dr. Seuss is a well known writer who is responsible for creating Sam-I-Am who has been convincing people to eat green eggs and ham, in his book Green Eggs and Ham, since 1960! Now, I am on a mission to undo all of his hard work because green eggs and ham are BAD!
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