Priest (2011): Repent Least You Be Eaten by a Vampire!

Action Flick Chick | May 19, 2011

Having to pay extra just to watch a film in 3D really lights my ass on fire! I hate it! Why should I have to pay 2 or more extra dollars for a pair of glasses that I have 50 pairs of at home? Even if the extra money is not for the glasses, even [...]

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Thor (2011): Will You Be Thunderstruck?

Action Flick Chick | May 8, 2011

Thor is one film where I will complain that the lead guy did not spend enough time with his shirt off! I usually don’t fawn over the handsome men in films (unless it’s 300 or Jason Statham), but holy pepperoni pizza Hemsworth is an attractive, ripped dude. Good work!

Marvel Studios has started the summer off [...]

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Coming Attraction: Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Action Flick Chick | March 20, 2011

Are you ready!?!

From the Lionsgate Films press release:
“I live. I love. I slay…I am content.” – Conan The Barbarian
The most legendary Barbarian of all time is back this Summer. Having
thrived and evolved for eight consecutive decades in the public
imagination- in prose and graphics, on the big screen and small, in games
and properties [...]

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Drive Angry 3-D: Never Disrobe Before Gunplay!

Action Flick Chick | February 28, 2011

After watching Drive Angry 3D, I’ve come to realize that Nicolas Cage’s character, Milton, is really a metaphor for Nicolas Cage. It doesn’t matter what you do to kill Milton, he just keeps coming. It doesn’t matter how hard his film bombs or what critics say about it, Cage will keep making funny and ridiculous, [...]

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The Green Hornet (2011): Watch It Lest You Be Stung!

Action Flick Chick | January 24, 2011

Seth Rogen used to be a chubby little roly poly sort of man, but now he’s the Green Hornet! He’s all slim and looking good in his little green pimp suit. Good job, Rogen!

The Green Hornet is based on the tv show with the same name. Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) comes up with the idea [...]

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Tron: Legacy (2010)

Action Flick Chick | December 21, 2010

Tron: Legacy is one of the very few films that I would suggest watching in 3D. It looked amazing and the 3D was great. The Grid is meant to be seen in 3D, man, and in 3D, it shall be seen!
If you haven’t seen the first Tron, the sequel might be a little confusing plot [...]

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Coming Attraction: Drive Angry (2011)

Action Flick Chick | October 21, 2010

Nicolas Cage is being chased by the Devil’s right hand man! Again! No, it’s not a Ghost Rider sequel, it’s Drive Angry. Milton (Cage) busts out of Hell in order to save his baby granddaughter from a cult that has already killed his daughter. In the meantime, Satan wants Milton back, so he sends a [...]

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Jackass 3-D (2010)

Action Flick Chick | October 17, 2010

I can say without a doubt that Jackass 3D is one film set I would never want to visit. It would be really cool to meet these guys and maybe hang out with them…from a distance. And by “distance” I mean hang out with them in the sense where I’m in a movie theater and [...]

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