MacGruber (2010): A Veritable Butt-nanza

Action Flick Chick | May 26, 2010

MACGRUBER!!!! Yeah!!! Wait, hold your horses, people. I wouldn’t get too excited about this film just yet. Unless you’re the kind of person who really wants to see Will Forte’s butt over and over and over again, then I guess you can break out the party hats, because this film is a veritable butt-nanza.
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Mini Review: The Hurt Locker (2009)

Action Flick Chick | January 22, 2010

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I am very particular about my war films, and The Hurt Locker did it right.

Daybreakers (2010)

Action Flick Chick | January 12, 2010

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Finally! We get a movie with “real” vampires and none of this “I sparkle in the sun and read minds” bullcrap. Daybreakers gives us a world full of vampires who drink human blood, can’t walk in the sunlight, and who have a truly monstrous vampire nature. They don’t have reflections and they don’t have any [...]

V for Vendetta (2005): Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Action Flick Chick | November 5, 2009

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“Remember, remember, the 5th of November!” Action Flick Chick rule for staying alive #478: When a guy in a creepy mask tells you to remember something, you might want do it or risk getting blown up.  To celebrate not getting blown up, here is a review of V for Vendetta just in time for Guy [...]

Action Flick Chick Ultimate Team-Up: Crackle-ing with Power! Silent Hill (2006)

Action Flick Chick | October 28, 2009

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I’ve teamed up with Crackle again to celebrate the Halloween season with a review of a film that is neither silent nor hilly: Silent Hill. You can watch Silent Hill and many other awesome Halloween flicks at Crackle.com, as well as checking out my review below!
KABOOM!
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Kindergarten Cop vs. Cop and a Half

Action Flick Chick | October 6, 2009

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Round 1: The Opening Sequence! Kindergarten Cop (KC) opens with the scruffy John Kimble (Arnold), a tough police detective, following the baddie, Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), around a mall. A few minutes later he is busting up into a ritzy salon pointing a gun in Crisp’s face while the shmuck is trying to get a manicure. Who knew getting a mani/pedi was a crime?

American Outlaws (2001) – A Little Too Much Kick

Action Flick Chick | July 10, 2009

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Cowboys, robberies, and an incredibly historically inaccurate look at the life of Jesse James is what American Outlaws is all about. Colin Farrell plays the infamous Jesse James, a man known for his poor bank etiquette. Ali Larter plays his wonderful cousin who then becomes his wife, a fact that they kind of breeze over in the film.

Bad Girls (1994)

Action Flick Chick | June 14, 2009

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Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Do I have your attention now? I think I have noticed a trend in movies- girls can do just about anything as long as they’re workin’ a little bit of cleavage. At least that seems to be the motto for Bad Girls. Four hot girls go around with their cleavage showing and all the men start drooling.

The Specialist (1994) – Not so special

Action Flick Chick | May 20, 2009

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If you want to see a good action film, or even a mediocre action film, then don’t watch The Specialist. There are a few good things about this flick, like when the end credits start rolling.