Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews

Posted By Action Flick Chick on September 10, 2009

GI Joe (2009)

So, these people who have mad skills are all joined together to make the G.I. Joe team.
Then they go around and do good and try to save everybody from baddies who want to destroy the world with warheads.
Mr. Delicious Beefcake Channing Tatum plays Duke with Marlon Wayans at his side as his loyal [...]
 
Empty your bladders, boys and girls, Hard Ticket to Hawaii is so hilarious that you’ll pee your pants if you’re not careful.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is one of the many movies part of the Triple B series by Andy Sidaris. Triple B stands for bullets, bombs, and babes- right up my alley!
Of course, Hard Ticket to Hawaii is 90% babes and boobs and 10% other stuff. There were naked breasts within 1 minute of the beginning of the film and then again 4 minutes later and the rest of the movie follows suit [...]
In Commando, we have John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) singlehandedly taking down a metric butt-ton of people.
How much is a metric butt-ton you ask?
Oh, you’ll know when you see it.
There’ll be a point in the movie where you’ll say to yourself, “Man! He sure has killed a lot of people!” That, my friends, [...]
 
 
Holy crap! Star Trek was awesome!! It starts with action and it hardly stops. Even during the few slow parts, there’s always something, a car chase, a fist fight, or making out to keep you interested. Even if you don’t have any knowledge about or haven’t seen any previous Star Trek films or episodes, you will be able to enjoy this flick.
Just so you’ll be prepared going into this flick, I’ve compiled a survival guide for the Starfleet crew. It’s not all inclusive, but it’s a start. Survival tips 101 for all species aboard a Starfleet ship…
 
 
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day.
It’s packed full of messed up relationships and people hackin’ each other up. Perfect! I know that’s what I like to do on my Valentine’s Day.

Movie Match: Demolition Man vs. She’s the Man

I want to know who the real man is. Is it the Demolition man, or is it A-Man-da Bynes? Who will come out on top? Could Amanda Bynes possibly hold a candle to Wesley Snipes or Sylvester Stallone? Let’s look at the replay, Stan!
Round 1: The Opening! She’s the Man opens with a highly skilled [...]
Last month’s most frequently viewed reviews:
  1. Wanted (2008): Bullets, Rat Bombs, and Angelina Jolie
  2. The Boondock Saints (1999) – That one’s readers can look forward to the Chick’s interview with cast and crew from Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.
  3. Independence Day (1996)
  4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Transformers 2)
  5. Star Trek (2009): A Fistful of Phaser
  6. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
  7. Feast (2005): Project Greenlight’s Fearsome Finale
  8. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) – Definitely Not a Weasel
  9. Tremors (1990) Hungry? Eat Some Bacon!
  10. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
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Action Flick Chick
Action Flick Chick Katrina Hill learned to appreciate all things action at a young age by sneaking into the room while her two older brothers watched action movies and horror. At ActionFlickChick.com, she shares her love of these films with everyone, along with interviews, views, news, and whatever else she happens to choose. You can find some of her interviews and skits on YouTube. Over 100,000 follow her as @ActionChick on twitter, and G4TV crowned her their first Next Woman of the Web champion. Her articles have appeared at io9.com, Geek Girls Network, Newsarama, MTV.com, and others. She and her avatar star in "The Action Chick" webcomic. Upcoming for 2011: appearing somewhere in the horror-comedy motion picture "Bad Kids Go to Hell," star of webseries "Geeks and Gamers Anonymous," and something so big we can't tell you yet... Base of operations: Dallas, Texas. Favorite Movie: Tremors (1990).

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2 Responses to “Best of Action Flick Chick, Part 1: The Reviews”

  1. DuJuan says:

    Loved Demolition Man!! Most underrated Stallone movie.

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