Ever wish you had the chance to get back at the boss who undermined you? The spouse who cheated on you? The friend who deceived you? One night, a down-on-his-luck businessman, Allan Campbell (Cole Hauser), meets a mysterious stranger, Jonas Arbor (Cuba Gooding Jr.), who claims to be a professional hit man. Jonas offers to take out five targets, free of charge. Thinking it’s a bad joke, Allan jots down his own private hit list. The next day, the people he named start turning up dead, and all the evidence points to Allan. Hunted by the police and haunted by guilt, Allan races against time to stop the murders he set in motion. In this world, vengeance always has a price.
So which fictional characters go on YOUR drunken hit list? What a good opportunity to clean up the fictional universe, akin to having your own commercial cleaning service come in and take care of those characters that just are not necessary, or downright annoying.One random respondent before the DVD’s May 10 release will win a free copy of The Hit List on DVD. U.S. addresses only.
Answers on Facebook:
Danalee Eston: Lex Luthor
Mike Frontera: John McClain
Leigh Lewallen: Kate from LOST
James Howell: Edward and Bella
Kurt Tusberg: Dr. Who
Alex Langley: @Leigh Nooo! I love Kate! Shame on you! Seconding Edward and Bella, though. And throwing in the obligatory Jar-Jar. OH and Kyra Sedgwig’s character on The Closer because of her horrendously fake southern accent.
Mitchell Ivey: Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
Scott Larson: Aunt May, Jason Todd, and Barry Allen
Ron Vink: Wolverine.
Kevin Coulston Jar Jar
Eric Chan: @kurt What do you mean, Dr Who? You mean the Doctor? He’s real ;D
J. Seth Barnard: Not the Doctor!! Now, the Daleks? Definitely! Also, Austin Powers.
Veronica Dorkmaster: Edward and Bella from Twilight, no question.
Kurt Tusberg: i most definately meant The Doctor. that freak has been going WAY too long! enough already. go away.
Luis Bermudez: The cast from Jeresy Shore.
A Galaxy Called Dallas: agree with @Alex Langley about the southern accent on Closer, which brings me to the characters on True Blood. I grew up about 20 miles from where Bon Temps would be located if it were real. We sound nothing like the atrocious sounds coming from those actors! So, off with their heads and a stake through their hearts!
Nick Langley: I love the Doctor. Don’t speak such blasphemous things.
Answers on twitter:
TroyJeffrey: Superman. He needs to go. That’s right. I said it.
JayTomio: Doctor Who
mjarbo: Bella Swan. She needs to die like the scene in the book where she gives birth…Just with no saving vampire bite. #twilightsux
swiv: Jar Jar Binks needs to die #PagingBoBoFett
Shadowbat: Jar Jar Binks saved the Galaxy!
jonfun: I loved him! RT @Shadowbat @ActionChick Jar Jar Binks saved the Galaxy!
assi9: The entire hanna barbera pantheon.
Mr_Qwerty: River Song, retroactively. The Glee student body.
santiag25: the power rangers, pokemon…
BadKidsGoToHell: who should die? well that’s an easy one @bkgth_Matt @bkgth_Craig @bkgth_Tarek @bkgth_Megan @bkgth_Tricia @bkgth_Veronica
QuixoticExotic: Jar Jar Binks. Elmo. Pikachu.
MissChrissyLyn: Uhm, Bat-Mite?!
cyclicsven: how many enemies would i make if i stated “the entire cast of #glee”?
iamWoWunk: Goofy! That dude survives more accidents on shear dumb luck
theJeffreyWells: any Pokemon
asemicek: Superman. Even with recent events he’s just not that current anymore
m_buggie: long list. Most of them need to die and STAY DEAD.
DeathBatBettie: All Harry Potter chars, all Twilight chars, Rebecca Black…Oh wait. RT @ActionChick Which fictional characters need to just DIE?
Zach_Parks: Bella from TWILIGHT.
AKincaid87: if you watch Bleach, about half the cast =P. Love the show but just too many people!
kristenmchugh22: Bella Swan.
Hokubu: @kristenmchugh22 @ActionChick Agreed. Then again, I would say most every character from the Twilight series.
drunken_hopfrog: Irene Adler. Needless burden in every Holmes adaptation. Less than a minor character in the various stories. Appeared once and was mentioned once in 56 novels and stories.
toddbushbooks: It PAINS me to say it, but Jack Bauer
wedge1980: Jar Jar Binks
Rogueactor: Knight Commander Meredith from the Dragon Age games
dennisabdala: 5.darth veda 4.lex luther 3.george bush 2.souljaboy 1.gucci mane
lamsam3: Beggar Su from Drunken Master.
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