Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

AND NOW! THE SPECIAL EVENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE ACTION FLICK CHICK’S NEW SERIES “CHICKS WHO DON’T WANT FLOWERS FOR VALENTINE’S DAY!” To celebrate this repugnant holiday, I’m gonna review movies about chicks who kick so much ass, they don’t even need guys at all.
Category: Valentine's Day, announcement |
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Tags: Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Valentine's Day
Action Flick Chick | January 30, 2009

She’s a motorcycle riding, leather wearing, gun slinging tomb raider in the movie Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Croft is an independent woman who can take care of her own problems by using two guns and plain old fashioned ass kicking. Boys, tuck away your junk because Croft doesn’t mess around. She plays for keeps.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 4 kabooms, PG-13, action, movie, video game |
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Tags: action violence, Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, Girls Who Don't Want Flowers, Iain Glen, John Zinman, Jon Voight, Laeta Kalogridis, Lara Croft, Leslie Phillips, Mark Collie, Michael Colleary, Mike Werb, mystery, Nudity, Paramount Pictures, Partial Nudity, Patrick Massett, PG-13, Red Dwarf, sensuality, Simon West, Tomb Raider, video games
Llama Mama | January 29, 2009

Not content to wait for their enemies to kill them off, numerous Battlestar Galactica characters have decided to do the deed themselves. Let’s look at the show’s five most important suicides, and see if you can spot the pattern among them.
Category: TV, science fiction |
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Tags: Battlestar Galactica, Boomer, Cylon, Dr. Gaius Baltar, Edward James Olmos, fantasy, Grace Park, James Callis, Jamie Bamber, Katee Sackhoff, Laura Roslin, Lee Adama, Lieutenant Kara Thrace, Mary McDonnell, Number Six, Ronald D. Moore, Roslin, sci-fi, science fiction, Starbuck, Syfy, Tricia Helfer
Llama Mama | January 28, 2009

Videos channels featuring Liam Nesson interviews, official “Taken” trailer, and that sort of thing.
Category: Video Channels, YouTube |
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Tags: action, Famke Janssen, Goran Kostic, Katie Cassidy, Liam Neeson, Luc Besson, Maggie Grace, Pierre Morel, Robert Mark Kamen, suspense, Taken, thriller
Llama Mama | January 24, 2009

While they vary in what they say, one thing is clear: Three out of three genre girls agree that My Bloody Valentine 3-D is bloody fun to see.
Category: 3-D, Movie Chicks, R-rated, external link, horror, movie |
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Tags: 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine’s Day, Zane Smith
Action Flick Chick | January 21, 2009

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!! It is a little bit early but who says I can’t celebrate my love for myself on more than one day. Anyway, My Bloody Valentine 3D is the perfect movie to take your shy, squeamish boy, or girl to see on Valentine’s Day.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 3-D, 3.5 kabooms, R-rated, holiday, horror, movie |
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Tags: 3-D nudity, 3D, Betsey Rue, boobs, breasts, chimichanga, dorsal nudity, Edi Gathegi, frontal nudity, holiday, Jamie King, Jensen Ackles Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Miner, My Bloody Valentine, nude, Nudity, Patrick Lussier, Sex Scene, slasher, Tom Atkins, Valentine's Day, Zane Smith
Action Flick Chick | January 17, 2009

Check out this fresh read (January 15, 2009) from Romance Bandits: Girls who kick ass.
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Tags: Chicks who kick ass, Kate Beckinsale, romance, Underworld
Action Flick Chick | January 15, 2009

I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE TRICKED TOO. Here I was thinking Hellboy II was an action movie, and probably a pretty good one at that, but what I got instead was a movie filled with plot and a foofy schmoofy love story.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 2.5 kabooms, PG-13, action, movie, science fiction, superhero |
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Tags: action, Anna Walton, Brian Steele, comedy, Comics, Dark Horse Comics, Doug Jones, Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy, Hellboy 2, Hellboy II, John Hurt, language, Luke Goss, Mike Mignola, PG-13, Ron Perlman, science fiction, scifi, Selma Blair, Seth MacFarlane, superhero, The Golden Army, violence
Action Flick Chick | January 14, 2009

Handpicked by the Action Chick for you, the hungry public.
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Tags: Amazon, DVD, High Definition, Movies
Action Flick Chick | January 11, 2009

We haven’t heard it yet, but we just discovered the existence of a song titled “Action Flick Chick.” We’ll need to take a listen and decide if Truth Rockets’ track 8 is worthy of the name. They posted samples of most of the album’s songs on their site but not that one. What’s wrong with those people?
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Tags: Action Flick Chick, music, song, Truth Rocket
Action Flick Chick | January 9, 2009

I do have one beef. Indy climbed into a lead refrigerator, and ended up surviving the nuclear bomb. Really? Is that possible? I am going to be really mad when I try to survive a nuclear bomb that way and it doesn’t work.
Category: * all movie reviews *, 3 kabooms, PG-13, YouTube, action, movie, science fiction |
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Tags: action adventure, Cate Blanchett, David Koepp, George Lucas, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Jeff Nathanson, Jim Broadbent, John Hurt, Karen Allen, Luci Romberg, Nuked the Fridge, Paramount Pictures, PG-13, Philip Kaufman, Ray Winstone, scary images, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg, violence
Boy Parts | January 6, 2009

See if my illustrator writes any better than he draws: So Bad It’s Good – Nightmare City.
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Tags: Alex, Antonio Cesare Corti, boobs, breasts, Crazy Zombies, gore, Hugo Stiglitz, Incubo sulla città contaminata, Laura Trotter, Luis María Delgado, Maria Rosaria Omaggio, Nightmare City, Nudity, Piero Regnoli, Poop zombies, R-rated, Rocket Llama, Umberto Lenzi, violence